New humor piece on Medium, “The Laser Pointers Are Cornered”:
We chased the laser pointers from one end of the galaxy to the other, only to find that they had gone back to the end of the galaxy we started at. Then we returned to that end of the galaxy and, tragically, they were gone again. I missed my kitten’s birthday. I know a lot of us missed a lot of birthdays, chasing these damned laser pointers.